@Eagle_Vision: The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is "compost."
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@InternetHippo: doctor: your wife has gone into labour me: oh no wife (yelling from a distance): RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE
@TheTalkingPipe: Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents.
@Vodkantots: It's all fun and games until someone from real life recognizes you and you realize you're too small to drag off the body.