@Eagle_Vision: The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is "compost."
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@djdarrellripley: I have enough money to last me for the rest of my life... Unless, of course, I want to buy something.
@VikeeysSecret: If I ever get married, I'm not wearing white. Nothing to do with the whole virginity thing, and everything to do with being a sloppy eater.
@tdawks: The hurt I feel when someone leaves the bus seat next to mine for a newly empty one is almost exactly equal to my annoyance when they don't.
@hogrider05: Was having a bad day so I tried the whole pulling up big girl panties thing. She didn't appreciate the wedgie but I did feel better after.