@DurtMcHurtt: The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.
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@pinupteacher: All I'm saying is God wouldn't have given me this wild hair if he didn't want me to store stuff in it. *baby hedgehog peaks out*
@dyldonot: [first date] me: don't let her know you vocalise everything you think her: what? me: shit she knows
@SexytotheNorth: *Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store.
@UrFavAsianGuy: I ate my dog because it ate my homework. Just kidding, I ate it because I'm Asian.