@DurtMcHurtt: The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.
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@AngrEdmontonian: *puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel
@MyPornKhan: I'm guessing the person who decided how to spell "queue" and "okay" got paid by the letter.
@brian_bilston: Here is a poem for #NationalDrinkWineDay entitled "The Problem of Writing a Poem in the Shape of a Wine Glass".
@AbbyHasIssues: Me: I'll start laundry at 6:00. Also me: Well, it's 6:02, so it's too late to start laundry now.