@DurtMcHurtt: The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.
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@smashbrown_: U2 just announced their world tour. Do I need to buy tickets or are they going to break into my house and start playing?
@jwoodham: FACEBOOK: Hey, remember me? I'm a girl you met in college, in that one class. We never really talked. Anyway, here's 97 pictures of my baby.
@JTQuest: Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum