@Contwixt: The day we decided such footwear would be called "flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.
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@RaisingOneBrow: George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant.
@mattZillaaaa: I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them
@TwoSapphiresBlu: That awkward laugh when they've said something innocuous, but you're thinking something incredibly dirty.