@Contwixt: The day we decided such footwear would be called "flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.
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@Rollinintheseat: Tiptoeing would be much more fun if your toes made that tinkling sound like they do in cartoons.
@SCbchbum: I assume the #1 reason people change their identity is b/c they answered "You too" when the barista said "Enjoy your bagel."
@causticbob: I've been attending Acronym Anonymous meetings recently. Or as I like to call it AA. I'm not making a lot of progress.