@Contwixt: The day we decided such footwear would be called "flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.
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@Wakenbake77: I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands.
@SergioValenCo: ''You will die alone.'' I hate fortune cookies. Wait! This is a note from my mom!
@jonnysun: "the names bond, james bond" [5 min later] STARBUCKS BARISTA: i gota frappe for borbjorbple