@Burtslorp: FB lets you write your sex in now, so I have officially become a hat.
@OutOnTheMoors: How does an eyelash, so soft and fine, turn into a cheese-grater when it gets under your eyelid?
@sabre_squirrel: *saves dandruff for 7 years to throw as confetti at friends wedding that i never really liked*
@BadassBarbie11: Keep your friends close and your enemies in urns.
@Underchilde: I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.