@CatsVsHumanity: The dentist gives me toothpaste when I leave. Step up your game gynecologist.
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@davedittell: hey atheists: if God isn't real then who did I just give my credit card information to over the phone?
@NoogsCorner: Women just want to make us better men, not drain our life essence. And sharks are just trying to kiss us but their teeth get in the way.
@junejuly12: The way my dog tries to sneak a bit of grass when I’m not looking, you’d think it was weed.
@UnicornSyrup: Don't say you want a girl who's "funny and spontaneous" if you're gonna panic when I knock on your window late at night, dressed as a clown.