@gavinpivott: The detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
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@Queen_Sassy_AF: *naked in court* Judge: What do you have to say for yourself? Me: Well apparently the definition of “flash mob” is not what I excepted your honor.
@Lisa_Laughs_: They're not all brilliant, but they're all mine. Meaning my tweets, and maybe my kids, whatever.
@bourgeoisalien: if someone asks you about yourself say "OK, sit down, this is going to be a really long story" then just wander off
@Rainbowbunee: My gf & I are toying w/the idea of changing both of our last names rather than hyphenate Easier & we can have fun with it Mrs Velociraptor.