@kumailn: The Devil has his own Bible. He's releasing it slowly in internet comment threads all across the web.
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@greg_vee: If by self-help you mean helping myself to all the liquor in your cabinet... Then yeah... I'm about as self-helpful as they come.
@PaperWash: I noticed you're eating that bag of popcorn one piece at a time. So how many people have you murdered?
@lloydrang: People who tweet about politics should have to pass a small test: if i say "Oh, look, a dead bird," and you look UP, we take your phone away