@missekay: The difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser is depth perception.
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@JonnyGoodTimes: My girlfriend HATES it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend ( ._.)
@iamdevloper: The software development process i can’t fix this *crisis of confidence* *questions career* *questions life* oh it was a typo, cool
@missmayn: I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks "How are you?" Not good, Maria. Clearly.
@Sal0630: Boss: I'll tell you what I want Me: So tell me what you want, what you really really want *office breaks into Spice Girls dance routine