@missekay: The difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser is depth perception.
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@PaperWash: bank robber: EVERYONE FREEZE! [everyone freezes] bank robber: [recording everyone] nice! this'll be the best mannequin challenge yet
@beefman138: *At Railway station Me : Can I get a return ticket please? Station attendant : Where to? Me : Here.