@TheWhaleFacts: The difference between cars and whales is that whales can swim and cars can't.
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@HispanicIcon: I'm so broke that if my girlfriend leaves me for another guy I swear that I'm going with them.
@Breadery: I like to think of myself as a guy who doesn't scare too easily but I just beat the shit out of a motion activated air freshener.
@kcmoore51: Does everyone have that ONE follower who will Fav the hell outta every RT...but wouldn't even piss on your own tweets if they were on fire?