@kelkulus: The difference between men and women is that for men, "stabby" is not an emotion.
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@Dr_awfulpants: *calls Rosetta Stone* Yes hi I was wondering if you had a course on body language *my friend choking on buffalo wings clutches his throat*
@WheelTod: When I get depressed about an underperforming tweet, I think about starving kids in Africa & how lucky they are to never experience my pain.
@Maui_Speaks: Dear person who just turned in your resume with no name or phone number. You didn't get the job.