@YUCKYBOT: The difference between my "Maine lobster" and my "main lobster" is boiling water or a high five.
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@MariyaAlexander: My years of napping and making out with strangers have prepared me for a solid career as a CPR dummy
@VodkaShorebird: A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces "coyote".
@UNTRESOR: Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the "pull out" method where you pull out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you.