@YUCKYBOT: The difference between my "Maine lobster" and my "main lobster" is boiling water or a high five.
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@JasonLastname: Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.
@darth__mouth: hey teens ! if you think you're angry now, just wait until you have to spend your own money on toilet paper.