@YUCKYBOT: The difference between my "Maine lobster" and my "main lobster" is boiling water or a high five.
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@lecalabara: "To hell with it, thats good enough." - every person after theyve ever tried to iron a shirt. Ever.
@KevinFarzad: Hmm ok Trump may have said another horrible thing but let’s not forget Hillary once texted a friend “Omw!” while she was still in the shower
@ThaJawn: *breathes on window creating condensation *starts to write in condensation *sneezes *head slams into window and breaks it
@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.