@samalmightysam: The difference between pizza and love is that when the pizza ends it doesn't send you subtweets.
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@BradBroaddus: My wife completely ignores me when she watches Grey's Anatomy......so I ordered the first 5 seasons.
@KarenLyneButler: I want Rebecca Black to make a music video for every day of the week! Said by nobody. Ever.
@caithuls: [picking up a pile of things from one room] cleaning is fun! [throwing it into a room I’m in less] and Easy :)
@AndyAsAdjective: KID IN THE BACKSEAT: how much longer do we have to drive? BON JOVI DAD: oh…we're halfway there…