@samalmightysam: The difference between pizza and love is that when the pizza ends it doesn't send you subtweets.
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@Matt_The_1st: Me: "Hey doc, what's that condition where you wake up and everything hurts?" Doctor: "40"
@KraftDinerr: "OPEN UP, THIS IS THE POLICE!" haha, no way losers. I've got things to do. *cop whispering* "what do we do? this guy is owning us hard!"