@glittergirlD43: The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
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@HughGoesThere: Zookeeper: Sir, please leave the hippo enclosure. Me: No. This is my family now. ZK: They don't actually eat marbles. Me: I'm coming out.
@JermHimselfish: Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.
@Brampersandon_: ME (watching a sea of a million llamas stampede over the horizon): dear God, it's the alpacalypse
@Skoogeth: [prom night] Her: we’re finally gonna do it Me: *puts finishing touches on time machine* Her: we’re gonna kill hitler