@sbellelauren: the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing
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@KeetPotato: if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off
@That_Damn_Duck: *Watching YouTube videos* Boss: What are you watching? Me: .... Boss: ... Me: Church? Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle. Me: Praise The Lord!
@Flattliner: The last time Twitter was down I was forced to speak to real people. Real people go on and on and on and on, for way over 140 characters...