@Swishergirl24: The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
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@Adam_Kingsnorth: Why do they say "character actress"? Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?
@WHEREISWALTJNR: I want to be featured on the news and the caption below me to read *unintelligible screaming*.
@TheTweetOfGod: I am looking forward to 6pm Thanksgiving Day when Walmart opens its doors for its annual sale of trampled human corpses.