@Swishergirl24: The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
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@shkeeber: There's no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
@JamieGreenlees: I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying
@LosLos__: HR: And what would you say is a weakness of yours? Me: Lindt truffles. HR: Me: Dr. Pepper. HR: Me: Redheads....? *winks* HR: Get out.
@theshamingofjay: Thanks for sending your Blackberry pin to my iPhone. When did you get electricity in your cave?