@Lisa_Laughs_: The doctor said to treat my daughter's scratch with alcohol, so I kissed it.
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@Jandalize: Forgot to tie my bikini top back before I stood up from sunbathing on the beach. Now I know how to get help carrying my chairs to the car.
@doktorj: Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage.
@Reverend_Scott: Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time.