@Xoolun: The doctor told me I need more greens in my diet.
So I have no switched to mint Oreos.
@TheJamieLee: Never understand when someone says, "cats are snobby." Like dogs are constantly inviting you & the kids over for burgers & a swim?
@GrowlyGrego: Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or I should say Stan Stan Stan.
@KalvinMacleod: MOM: finish your dinner
SON: I can't eat anymore, I'm full
MOM: hi full, I'm mom
DAD: *drops an entire steak onto his khakis*
@theDanLawler: No thanks, newborn babies of literally any species on planet Earth.
Come back when you're less pink & rubbery & can loan me thirty dollars.