@davedittell: the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard
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@upsidedowntrash: Onion rings... Onion rings... Onion rings... Onion rings... Onion texts: Please answer baby. Let me make this right.
@MarlonBrandNO: [Twister] DOG 1: left paw green DOG 2: i told u this was a terrible idea DOG 1: cmon Jim just pick the green one DOG 2: THEYRE ALL GREY GARY
@SortaBad: If I hear someone crying I immediately cry louder to establish myself as the dominant sad person in the room