@davedittell: the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard
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@TeaPainUSA: Conservatives say the problem is Christianity ain't taught in schools. The real problem is Christianity ain't taught in church.
@realHamOnWry: If you're lost in the forest start talking about politics. Someone is sure to show up to argue with you.
@realHamOnWry: Unless you're planning to lay there shirtless in an open casket, there really is no point to killing yourself with diet and exercise.