Funny Tweeter

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@ExcuseMyTweets: The door is closed? I want in. The door is open? I want out. Actually I just want to sit in the door frame itself. - Pets

The door is closed? I want in. The door is open? I want out. Actually I just want to sit in the door frame itself. – Pets

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