@GermanFreckles: The drunker I get, the more dance moves I know.
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@djdarrellripley: Me: Pfft.. There is scientific evidence that a woman's brain is lighter than a man's. Her: Perhaps because it gets more exercise.
@SortaBad: ATTENTION: Can the owner of the 'MarioKart Champion' tshirt return to security? There are several women here who'd like to have sex with you
@DamienFahey: I was really moved by The Great Gatsby. Specifically, to the theater showing Iron Man 3.
@dreadnaught69: People who incessantly go on and on about replacing things that taste good with quinoa, please stop