@deadbearrising: The ducks get even
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@TheKenyan_: Ways to make your woman happy. 1. Cook for her. 2. Surprise her with hugs & kisses. 3. Hide a lion in her apartment then rescue her.
@GavinProbably: Said "large" today at Starbucks, and everyone starting chanting "Venti, Venti, Venti!" and a mass suicide occurred.
@johntoconnor: How much can this one swallow? sir that one does 1.6 gallons per flush and please stop describing it that way