@deadbearrising: The ducks get even
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@Laser_Cat: All the girls I've ever kissed can agree on one thing. It's weird that I have a beak.
@BangMyBongo: Some say Obama is the biggest liar of all time.. I say, the person who chose the spelling of, "Colonel" is the biggest liar of all time
@murrman5: [helping son prepare for first date] "what if she doesn't like it" *stuffing handkerchiefs up son's sleeve* be confident in your magic, son