@yoyoha: The Earth gets a day, Sharks get a week. That sounds about right.
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@BuffyMaddingly: Just realized the laundry detergent has been in the refrigerator for 3 days, in case you're looking for a business manager.
@dumbbeezie: Maintains eye contact with the cashier as he rings up my gloves, duct tape, knife and tampons
@Darlainky: I refuse to eat at restaurants that say kids are only free one day of the week. Imprisoning children is wrong.