@SufficientCharm: The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage.
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@tackoftheJar: *Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*
@BruceForce: Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille, but I'm never gonna give you UP.
@KimJungilSpirit: 4yo doctor visit: Doc: no more than 30 mins for 4yo on the iPad. I'd rather he play with mud. Me: .. Wife:.. Me: where do u download mud?