@aveuaskew: The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.
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@jokesuk: Woman: Does Viagra work? Pharmacist: Yes Woman: Can you get it over the counter? Pharmacist: Yes if I take two!
@QwertyJones3: Damn girl, are you my Boy Scout troop leader? Cause you're making me pitch a tent.
@JustForHT: Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn't had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes.
@Overdue_Bills: Whenever my car won't start I open the hood so I can have a good look at all the things I don't understand.