@aveuaskew: The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.
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@Shen_the_Bird: date: i like guys who are mysterious me: [afraid she may have learned my horrible secret] haha isn't it great that neither of us has ever made love to a snowman
@TheDreamGhoul: I watched Mad Max and now I'm riding my dog around my living room using two bananas as guns
@XAIMMadellynne: I have a plan. I bring him home ,but don't sleep with him. Long story short he pays for the taxi.
@Test_of_Steron: Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd.