@aveuaskew: The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.
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@DaHess1: Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus.
@sumpeoplelikeit: If you ask me where your glasses are, and they're on your head, I will help you look for them forever.
@awkwardphilippe: Wanna go out with me? Make an awkward face for yes. Name the entire periodic table for no.