@Brentweets: The east coast is experiencing a "Snowpocalypse" or as Canada calls it "Monday"
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@withanewname: *installs google translate* *looks at Arabic tweets for jokes to steal* *finds half my tweets doing better than mine*
@birbigs: "You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?" -Jesus #GoodFriday