@ElPasofist: The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch.
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@Brianhopecomedy: My wife handed me a mop so I inspected it and said, "You're good to go, woman!" and now the mop handle is in a funny place.
@TheTweetOfGod: Jesus was the original child star who fell in with the wrong crowd and died young.
@Duke1173: I'd like to thank the British for wearing red coats and making it easier to shoot them 238 years ago. We couldn't have done this without you
@iAmGolfy: Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?" and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol