@ElPasofist: The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch.
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@E_lok44: The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is.
@doritoburritho: [using ouija board] Why isn't he responding to us? I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D
@daplusk: Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.nnI nearly choked on my decaf double choc mocha latte.