@ElPasofist: The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch.
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@jakob_huber: You'd think Bowser would start locking the front door of his castle after the first time Mario just walked right in like he owned the joint.
@HeyZeus666: Now 91 is waving his diaper over his head while 86 is running down the street naked with 79's pants. Working in the old folks home is hard.
@TheRobCee: In hell, your mouth is always freshly brushed & minty, and all they have to drink is orange juice.
@1Bad_Scientist: The Martian, 2015: Matt Damon tries to prove how Irish he is by growing potatoes on Mars then leaving because he's hungry.