@68Cly29: The embarrassing moment when you bring handcuffs to 'gamenight' and she brings Monopoly.
@zachheltzel: "Yeah girl, lick my ass." - stamps
@UrbanDouchebag: Be the change you want to find in your couch.
@Thedudish: The recipe said "Set the oven to 180 degrees," so I did, but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.
@Shower4Thought: Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
@PopSlapFunk: So we no longer say "please" and "thanks" in the office? Never got the memo. But I did get one saying it's ok to key impolite people's cars.