@68Cly29: The embarrassing moment when you bring handcuffs to 'gamenight' and she brings Monopoly.
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@novicefather: One bad mushroom trip in high school and here I am 15 years later still sexually attracted to Rosie O'Donnell.
@TheMichaelRock: I'll stop calling you a racist if you stop bragging about all the marathons you run.
@WesTheFatKid: "Because Im a goddamned rock star!" wasn't the answer my boss was looking for as to why I was late to work, lesson learned.