@lecalabara: "The entire sky is mine to explore!Nah, Ill just swoop dangerously through traffic instead."- Birds
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@lazerdoov: Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him.
@GianDoh: Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night.
@QwertyJones3: Whenever my dachshund acts up I show him a pack of hotdogs in my fridge and he falls right back into line
@PaperWash: [3 dads circling new neighbor on their bikes] "im not looking for any trouble" all three dads in unison: HI NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE IM DAD