@mrjohntofu: The escalator at the gym is broken, this is BULLSHIT.
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@Sassafrantz: Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say "wrong hole"
@hunz74: My twins hate to brush their teeth. So I just convinced them that it's fun to brush someone else's teeth. Problem solved.
@LOsepyan: If you play a NIickelback song backwards you'll hear messages from the illuminant.Even worse, if you play it forward you'll hear NIickelback
@SaraMansford: My kid just put on an apron and made homemade brownies so forget the world, I'm not even the best mom in my house anymore.