@clyderun: The ex hasn't moved out yet. To make her uncomfortable I left a new box of condoms out on the table. She retaliated with a pregnancy kit.
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@Arroia: Body language tells us a lot about people. For example, my neighbor really doesn't like to be held underwater for more than 2 minutes.
@MelvinofYork: It's bad enough that I have to die someday, having my whole life flash before my eyes first just seems excessive
@alli_win: I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
@Holy_Mowgli: As a kid I only had the box of 8, but now that I'm an adult I can afford to eat an entire 64-count box of crayons.