@JermHimselfish: The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face.
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@minnie_in_pink7: Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat.
@Jandalize: Saw a teen couple buying condoms in the pharmacy so I let my grandbaby run around their feet & whispered 'that's the brand my daughter used'
@AndrewChamings: genie: are you sure? me: just do it *my dog winks and gives me a fist bump for the third time*
@joci2203: I drank my recommended amount of water today, yay! Okay, well there was some vodka mixed in every cup, but still.