@JRehling: The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision
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@buseysteeth: You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning.
@meganamram: Don't have money for a cab so I keep calling ambulances and telling them I feel better when I'm close to my destination