@maratasin: The fact that crocodile ate your enemy, does not make him your friend.
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@1Bad_Scientist: Here's a list of things I need you to accomplish without any resources to do them with. -management
@OVLH: "He's more scared of you than you are of him" - Girl coaching her friend into talking to me
@Gentlemenhood: Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face.
@KalvinMacleod: A recent study states that people should only shower every 3-4 days. “Stop being an idiot,” said one wife who lives in my house.