@russbengtson: The fact that Gunplay pulled a gun on his accountant doesn't shock me nearly as much as the fact that Gunplay has an accountant.
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@EyeSeeYou619: If dumping the last of your chips into the dip and eating it like cereal is wrong then I don't wanna be right.
@Rollinintheseat: I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system.
@BookisherBunny: When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool.
@SoulYodeler: Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?