@Nickadoo: The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this weekend probably sums up what his presidency would've been like.
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@rob5373: [Bags packed, leaving the ex] Ex:"I hope you have a slow and painful death!" Me:"So now you want me to stay?"
@aimlessamers: First date Me: when you said you were a WWF fanatic, I thought you meant Words with Friends Him:(in tights) YOU'RE GOING DOWN *flips table*
@staceys55: Police: "You were going fast." Me: "I was trying to keep up with traffic." Police: "There isn't any." Me: "That's how far behind I am!"
@TheRobCee: In hell, your mouth is always freshly brushed & minty, and all they have to drink is orange juice.