@LeeryLeary: The fact that the British call math "maths" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math.
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@DanLaMorte: Kids here's a tip. Next Christmas leave Santa marijuana cookies and watch how happy your parents magically become the next morning
@JasonLastname: Whoever invented popcorn deserves the Medal of Honor for not panicking after the first 45 seconds.
@Jamie1947: Damn girl, are you my cable remote? Because you are weirdly designed and very confusing, and does this row of buttons even do anything?
@_ElvishPresley_: SPIDER-MAN: hold it right there, Chameleon CHAMELEON: how'd u know it was me?? SM: ur disguised as Peter Parker C: so? SM: *starts sweating*