@Amiigat: The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men...
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@ms_woodsy: Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
@trojansauce: *wears one gryffindor and one slytherin sock to work to represent the internal human struggle between good and evil*
@dshack8: No one is more productive than a guy who's been laying on the couch for two hours and suddenly realizes his wife will be home in 5 minutes.
@iwearaonesie: wife: You're going to work like that? me: Yeah, it's casual day [20 minutes later] *calls wife* me: Can you bring me a shirt?