@Amiigat: The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men...
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@AmberDonn: The main reason I lost my virginity was to ensure I wouldn't be sacrificed anytime soon.
@thejacquio: Turns out if you scream for no reason long enough, you get the rest of the day off from work.
@zachreinert03: Just saw a woman getting 'running lessons' with rubber bands & a head gear. Pffft, I could've taught her for free and with only a chainsaw