The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems

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@Token_Geezer: The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems

The fact that twitter is at it’s busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems

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@_Kayditty: Why can't I be rubied or diamonded. NOOO. I had to be jaded.

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@venomjunkie2: I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I’m really not glad to see anybody.

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@Vodkantots: I've learned everything I need to know about stupid people from stupid people.

@qwertying: Airport Security: has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge, sir? Sir: How the hell am I supposed to answer that?

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@Shot_Of_Cabo: Had to be a woman that coined the phrase "severance package." No guy is putting those two words so close to each other.

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