@Token_Geezer: The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems
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@Cravin4: Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids. Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage.
@Fred_Delicious: *approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*
@ericsshadow: What kind of deranged lunatic gets home from a long night at the bar and eats a piece of fruit?