@donni: The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels.
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@certifiable_end: My imagination ran away with me, but we're both out of shape and didn't get very far.
@jwoodham: The year is 2087. Selfies are the new currency now and that annoying girl you went to high school with is the richest person in the world.
@joelu72: [writing my first autopsy report] There was a slight mix-up initially but it turns out the guy died from an accidental autopsy