@donni: The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels.
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@KateWhineHall: [Dragging 3 whining kids through mall] No thank you, mall kiosk employee, I’m not interested in trying "something amazing for my hair."
@liberalcannon: My hobbies are scrolling through twitter, charging my phone and being generally dissatisfied with things.
@junejuly12: Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store