@withanewname: The family pet is getting old so we're all pitching in and throwing the dog poop in the neighbors yard when she can't make it over there.
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@prontopup: What do we want? A cure for short-term memory loss! When do we want it? When do we want what?
@Mr_Kapowski: If the movie theater slightly lowered their candy prices I wouldn't have to duct tape candy around my kid's torso like a suicide bomber
@truegritrumble: "How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?" -Cats