@Marcmywords2: The family you've pictured in your mind, is never the one that shows up at the BBQ.
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@butterwolf: I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card.
@kwirkyKerri: Nice cargo shorts. You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take.
@NotJPo: I hate when I get so stoned that I can barely feel my legs and arms and antlers and wings.
@NicestHippo: I love killing for fun "Sociopath! Arrest him!" I mean I love hunting "Why didn't you say so my good man, want to kill together sometime?"