@AsgardianRose: The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man.
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@philEfanaddict: [1st Date] Her: I've had a hysterectomy Him: I've had a vasectomy Her: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Him: You gonna eat those fries?
@blade_funner: Some women can shave their heads and look like goddesses. If I shaved my head, I would look like roll-on deodorant.
@Mouthy_: Three people I never mess with:n1- PMSing women.n2- Truck drivers.n3- PMSing truck drivers.