@AsgardianRose: The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man.
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@_Bad_Karma: 911:What's your emergency? M:I've been shot.. 911:ok sir,keep calm now.. M:thru the heart..and you're to blame 911:Mr Jovi,this has to stop.
@NotARatsAss: Tried to make a video seductively licking the frosting from an Oreo, but got excited and ate the whole thing. Twenty times.
@STEELERS1972: So I met this hooker who said she'd do anything for ten bucks . Guess who got his yard cut?