@Just_Lee_: The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling.
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@fuzzlime: Men fantasize about me, women want to be me and children obey me! [wakes up on bathroom rug]
@AnkCoupleTO: I made my will yesterday and had to make my lawyer the beneficiary because my estate will just about cover his bill
@oigoabuya: How to find out if you old. (Fall down in front of a group of people.) If they laugh, you are young. If they panic, you are old.