@OneFunnyMummy: The fastest way to get your kids to shut up is to ask them a question you want answered.
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@Overdue_Bills: Sorry Windows. The only thing a "strong" password will do is lock me out of my own computer when drunk. 1234 it is.
@Mom_Overboard: Employment Agency: We got you an interview with a cable company, doing installation. Me: *shows up to interview 3 hours late* Interviewer: Oh my God... You're hired.
@Social_Mime: When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.