@OneFunnyMummy: The fastest way to get your kids to shut up is to ask them a question you want answered.
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@billmaher: New evidence shows #marijuana not only helps with cancer side effects but may fight cancer itself! Oh pot, is there anything u can't do?
@KittyShittyy: If I had ten cookies and you took one,what would you have? That's correct. A black eye and broken hand.
@myles_morrison: Whenever your girlfriend tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like "that explains it."