@NotthatAdamWest: The FBI's security gets penetrated so often that we should make it an honorary Kardashian.
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@jordan_stratton: Gotta love those girls in department stores wearing lab coats--taking time away from their experiments to help women out with their makeup.
@TitaniumToplass: use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying
@nowarranty: If I say, "Don't worry, I'm on it," there's a 98% chance I'm referring to my couch.