@NotthatAdamWest: The FBI's security gets penetrated so often that we should make it an honorary Kardashian.
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@__candypants: If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot.
@Dawn_M_: I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in, but only if they let me braid their hair from behind.
@chrissyteigen: I really really really really clearly am not a PC type of gal but I'm a little weirded out at the oriental dressing option on my flight