@ThePocketJustin: The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. I know that now.
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@HabeasDorkis: I don't wear sunglasses because it's unfair that a photon travels 93 million miles and then when it's an inch from my eye I'm all "um, no."
@DadandBuried: Take me down to Vatican City where the church loves greed and the Pope's all quitty! - Nuns N' Moses (I'm so sorry)
@cornlog: So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday.