@TheBigBatman: The first 36 years of my childhood have been the hardest.
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@Jenny4ashley: My daughter loves all the toys she sees in commercials. So of course I have to tell her they don't exist in real life, just on tv.
@IamEnidColeslaw: the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials
@envydatropic: If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention
@LiftHeavyAndRun: @funTweeters you guys are my favorite thing about Twitter. I suggest we get pant less and hug this out like men.