@TheBigBatman: The first 36 years of my childhood have been the hardest.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@LizHackett: Every earthquake is a reminder that you drunk-ate the good granola bars out of the earthquake kit eight years ago and never restocked them.
@neiltyson: Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, I wonder how we’re supposed to imitate them on the dance floor.
@TEXASVETERAN: My son asked me where babies come from. He so silly, babies are too young to come.