@cervixsmash: The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
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@jayleno: In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a "cronut," which is croissant/donut. We call these people "midiots," which is a moron/idiot.
@VaultsOpen: My 6 year old nephew is legitimately pissed off that there is no actual monkey in the monkey bread.
@BadassBarbie11: Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?
@GrandadJFreeman: Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you...