@cervixsmash: The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
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@canadasandra: in hell your cat can talk and he openly judges you for everything he saw you doing when you were home alone
@cjwerleman: Vanilla Ice arrested for grand theft. Cops say, "He jumped in the car, slammed on the gas bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed."
@AnkCoupleTO: [mall food court] Me: *stomach rumbling* OMG not now Brain: Too bad you hate using public washrooms My White Undies: Sweet baby jesus no