@TheToddWilliams: The first “cowboy” was a hideous creature, born of irresponsible science.
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@peterjames48: You're leaving Twitter? For good? That's too bad. We'll miss you. See you next week!
@GrowlyGrego: Here, have my marionette set. "Cool. How much for it?" Just take it "For free? What's the catch?" No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slowest swimmer.
@onion_an: Therapist: What's the problem? Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me [petting a bee]: You're not strange are you Alan