@TheToddWilliams: The first “cowboy” was a hideous creature, born of irresponsible science.
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@randomnloveit: If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.
@TragicAllyHere: I read a description of my personality and it warned that I should be careful not to let myself fall into “hermit mode” and I’m like hermit mode sounds awesome how do I unlock hermit mode
@MikeBigby: [Airport security supervillain screening] AGENT: Spell 'haha' ME: OK, 'M',-- AGENT: ur under arrest
@smint: Hey wanna take the elevator with me and discuss what day of the week it feels like? And then we can go over what day it actually is, deal?