@david8hughes: The first fireman to get called to rescue a cat in a tree must have had the hose wrestled from him before someone told him to get a ladder.
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@HatfieldAnne: Admit it, no one really knows how to use the memory function on a calculator. We’re all just too embarrassed to ask now.
@MsSugar_Kisses: "You should leave your wife..." The secret note I leave on my husband's windshield every morning...
@mattgallo123: I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell "alright!".